Andy is a writer for newspaper classifieds who has been bouncing from relationship-to-relationship since sixth grade. Throughout the film, he loses custody of his dog when his girlfriend, Cheryl, breaks up with him for another man. Andy then meets Lorna, a children's TV show host, but she is too obsessed with her own dog to commit to a relationship with Andy. She's also still smiting because her boyfriend Trevor, left her for Andy's ex, Cheryl.
Andy also has a fling with another woman, Keiran. Meanwhile, Cheryl takes Andy's dog to a psychiatrist, who tells her that her promiscuity is traumatizing the dog.
Kiefer Sutherland, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Dameon Clarke, Carlos Bernard, Annie Wersching, Colm Feore, Janeane Garofalo, Jeffrey Nordling, Bob Gunton, Rhys Coiro, Cherry Jones